I AM an Evil Genius
I’ve put up with a lot undignified situations. Basement apartments infested with fleas, unscooped litter boxes, not to mention the day Amelie brought home a large rodent she calls “the dog”. It smells, sheds, and eats all of my food. However, one good scratch across the nose and now he bows his head in respect, whenever I, Queen Alice, Supreme Feline of the Universe, enter the room.
But today, after many protests on my part, Amelie forced me into this large blue fluff ball she calls a “sweater”. She thinks I’m getting frail and fears that a faulty radiator will be the death of me. Supreme beings do not die, but ascend to a higher plane of being. Amelie however, with her faulty human logic was unconvinced.
No matter, I have now triumphed over the offending fluff ball. While she was out walking le rodent, I managed to not only escape, but also hide it where she can’t find it. I beamed it to a mysterious fourth dimension along with a slipper that was annoying me. Resistance is futile. My name is Alice, and I’m an evil genius.
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You go, Queen Alice. Hide that sweater. Your mother is a cruel, cruel woman for doing such horrible things to you and then taking pictures of it. At least she should have given you a dated newspaper and you could have said it was a “Proof of Life” photo.
Posted by: sandy | December 8th, 2006 18:46
Amelie doth protest! Amelie believes that sweater makes Alice like a most cuddily soft kitty indeed!
Posted by: American Amelie | December 11th, 2006 13:44
What a nice suit your cat is wearing !
Happy new year dear Amelie !
Posted by: Titus | January 6th, 2007 14:37